Please explain...

Delta Goodrem: Why oh why did you even go out with the Poo in the first place??? He isnt worthy of you, and never will be...

L/E/V/J: I cant explain why i said what i said on Friday nite...Was i drunk and intoxicated? I think i was trying to say penguin and realised that it wasnt a penguin...and then i tried to correct myself...but ended up saying "Peliguin"...WTF? O_o

Him: Why is it so important to you that i speak Cantonese or not?

V_N: Please explain it to me why you are so curious about my bf? or more so my "status" with my bf??? I also think it is awfully rude to be asking my close male friends about me and my relationship...right in front of me! Like WHY? If you are genuinely interested in it, then why not ask me?

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Missy Higgins: Why is it that when u play live, ur music sounds more up beat? I listened to your album and its mellow...i listened to you live, and even the mellowist diddy was rich and lively! You really rocked the place! It was the best $24 i have spent for a Saturday nite.

And i dont know why u didnt win that concert in highschool with the song "Cactus"...which i think was the best song you performed on the nite! I guess the judges at that school competition were tone deaf or something...

Kobe Jones: What drugs did u use to lace my Anko (green tea creme brulee) with? All i can say is that i want more...More i tell you!!!

Courtney: Why did u sing the song and kill it for me? You didnt hit the notes when u were suppose to! 'What A Fool Believes' by The Doobie Brothers has a very high chorus bit that u just made "bleh"...i was all hopes when u began singing, it actually sounded alright, the first verse...and then? Well, it went down hill...sometimes during the song, i couldnt even hear ur voice...and that is definitely wrong!