Friday, December 17, 2004

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

(1) It is really stupid of you to drink excessively at a work do!

(2) It is really really stupid of you to dance provocatively with a colleague that is not interested in you...

(3) It is really really really stupid of you to dance provocatively with your boss...

(4) It is utterly, undeniably stupid if you pole dance around the CEO of your company at the Christmas party last nite!

(5) The shock of a lifetime: a proud father, who happens to be the CEO, is walking around...gushing about his daughter who recently got engaged to a fine young man...yaddayaddayadda...and then walking outside the building looking for her (she was MIA) only to find her pashing another woman - an employee of his!!!