So im turning 23 tomoro and yet i dont feel like im getting older...im at that fun yet awkward stage...like when ur turning 20...ur no longer a teen, and yet ur not quite an adult...
Other ironies i have come across in the past week:
(1) I'm going to the gym to tone up and hopefully lose some weight. When i finally made the conscious decision to go to the gym and do something positive, who comes to serve me at the counter on my first trip back? None other than a girl named Ana.
(2) I dislike Gwyneth Paltrow - i refuse to watch movies that she is in - even if the reviews say that she is excellent in it - her bloody academy award teary eyed thing just made me sick!!! and since Jackio O lurves her...i dislike Jackie O by her association (admiration) of the said disliked one!
(3) I whine about my skirt and heels run on M's blog and yet its due to that skirt and those heels that i received the compliment of the day. While fruit&vege shopping with my mother on Thursday nite, the grocer caught me returning a trolley-with-a-mind-of-its-own and he helped me replace it after i grabbed another...and i politely say thank u to him for putting it back for me...he replies "I only help beautiful ladies!" Like OMFG...if only he knew how much that had made my day! *LoL*
(4) Every female has a vice. It can be anything but they all have at least one. I on the other hand have a vice for almost everything material. So, i have an overload of shoes, bags, clothes, accessories, belts, jewellery, hair ties/clips/bands, gadgets, etc...
(5) I wear outrageously high heels to make myself feel better about my short legs. So, im vertically challenged and i've worn heels so often that when we must challenge our body during a "balancing" track for my body balance class...(ie go on our tippy-toes and stay tippy-toeing while squatting and then standing up-right again)...i do it effortlessly without wobbling like everyone else...heels basically f*** up the knees...i do body balance to undo the f***ing up...i think its working! =P
(6) I consciously put my clocks 10-15 mins faster than what the real time is, just so i can be on time.
(7) People who think im a lovely person have yet to meet the ugly bitch that resides in me.
(8 ) Why is it so hard for me to like my ex just a fraction of how much he likes me? He deserves someone so much better, if only he realised it...
(9) I crave for so much, but im a lazy bum.
(10) I've invested so much in me...monetary-wise...i think it was a bad investment...hahaha
(11) I appreciate what you have done for us, but i just dont appreciate you.
(12) Don't show me that you appreciate what i can do and/or what i can do for you...because i use that and take advantage of the situation and/or take advantage of you...and thats when u witness irony (7).
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